Ian: You were having sex at 14.
Lip: I was having sex with a 14-year-old at 14.
Ian: So you think Kash should have gone to jail?
Lip: Yeah, I do. Almost called the cops a hundred times. Should have, creepy fucking Arab dude fucking my little brother.
Ian: I was 15. I was old enough to make my own decisions.
Lip: You were a kid. He was man.
Ian: Says you.
Lip: You really want this chick living in the neighborhood? Think about Carl.
Ian: Carl should be so lucky.
Lip: Okay, so what if it was Debbie and a 30-year-old dude?
Ian: It’s different.
Lip: Bullshit it’s different.
Ian: She’s not hanging around the park with lollipops. She fell in love.
Lip: It’s got nothing to do with love. This chick is a standard issue pedophile and I’m gonna prove it.